Voici une approche légèrement différente:
Python, 368 308 297 octets
EDIT, je l'ai joué au golf cette fois. Rasé 60 caractères.
from random import*
from en import*
C=choice
v=["code-golf","understand","go","do"]
n=["salad","octopus","fun","lunch"]
for f,l in("verbs",v),("nouns",n):exec"l.append(str(C(wordnet.all_"+f+"()))[:-4]);"*12
exec'print"Computers will never",C(v),noun.article(C(n)),C(("for","after")),C(n);'*input()
Voici le tour de golf dont je suis le plus fier:
for f,l in("all_verbs",v),("all_nouns",n):
Je ne savais même pas que python pouvait faire ça! Voici une explication plus simple:
for (a, b) in ((0, 1), (1, 2), (2, 3)):
affecte a et b à 0 et 1, puis à 1 et 2, puis à 2 et 3.
Cela utilise la bibliothèque linguistique de NodeBox pour générer une liste de verbes / noms / clauses, puis les sélectionne de manière aléatoire.
Cette bibliothèque n'est pas géniale pour générer des mots aléatoires (d'où les 368 octets), mais la bonne chose à propos de cette approche est que vous obtenez des paraboles assez rassurantes au hasard. Voici ce que je veux dire.
Computers will never attempt a syria for synchronization.
Computers will never understand a salad for change of mind.
Computers will never brim an electric company for synchronization.
Computers will never pivot a dusk for fun.
Computers will never bedaze an electric company for genus osmerus.
Computers will never brim a salad for vital principle.
Computers will never attempt an erythroxylum after lunch.
Computers will never understand an uuq for water birch.
Computers will never brim an ictiobus for change of mind.
Computers will never brim an ictiobus for 17.
Computers will never lie in an octopus for change of mind.
Computers will never happen upon a toothpowder for water birch.
Computers will never typeset an electric company for change of mind.
Computers will never brim a french oceania after lunch.
Computers will never bring out an ictiobus for glossodia.
Computers will never bedazzle an animal fancier for ash cake.
Computers will never attempt a dusk for genus osmerus.
Computers will never understand an animal fancier for genus osmerus.
Computers will never accredit a prickly pear cactus for 17.
Computers will never typeset an erythroxylum for water birch.
Mais bon, je ne pense pas que le programme de quelqu'un d'autre produira le dicton: "Les ordinateurs n'endommageront jamais un animal amateur de gâteau aux cendres."
Voici une version non golfée (574 octets):
import random
import en
v = ["code-golf", "understand"]#list of verbs
n = ["a salad", "an octopus"]#list of nouns
c = ["for fun", "after lunch"]#list of clauses
for i in range(14):
v.append(str(random.choice(en.wordnet.all_verbs()))[:-4])
n.append(en.noun.article(str(random.choice(en.wordnet.all_nouns()))[:-4]))
c.append("for "+str(random.choice(en.wordnet.all_verbs()))[:-4])
N=input("Enter the number of reassuring phrases you want: ")
for i in range(N):
print "Computers will never"+' '+random.choice(v)+' '+random.choice(n)+' '+random.choice(c )+'.'
Et enfin, mais certainement pas le moindre, voici quelques-unes de mes paraboles rassurantes préférées, qui, je pense, deviendront des slogans vraiment populaires dans les 10 à 15 prochaines années.
Computers will never move around a methenamine for godwin austen.
Computers will never conk an adzuki bean for bitterwood tree.
Computers will never jaywalk a cross-dresser for fun.
Computers will never hyperbolize an accessory after the fact for norfolk island pine.
Computers will never dissolve a salad for earth wax.
Computers will never acetylise an incontrovertibility for dictatorship.
Computers will never reciprocate a strizostedion vitreum glaucum for commelinaceae.
Computers will never goose an action replay for star chamber.
Computers will never veto a bottom lurkers for jackboot.
Computers will never reciprocate a visual cortex for oleaginousness.
Computers will never baptise a special relativity after lunch.
Computers will never understand a gipsywort for citrus tangelo.
Computers will never get it a brand-name drug for electronic computer.
Computers will never deforest a paperboy after lunch.
Computers will never bundle up a nazi for repurchase.
Computers will never elapse a bernhard riemann for counterproposal.
et mon préféré:
Computers will never romanticise a cockatoo parrot for cross-fertilization.
